Ron Jeremy: Putting The IV In HIV
Pr0n star and human stain Ron Jeremy has been admitted to the hospital with a heart aneurysm. A heart aneurysm? Really?? Here I always thought the Hedgehog would meet his end by accidentally flushing...
View ArticleFeel The Burn!
If you’re one of those people who think having sex is good cardio, think again. A new study from the University of Alabama at Birmingham says the average sex act burns only about 21 calories. The study...
View ArticleGone In 60 Wipes
Now you can enjoy the prestige of being Nic Cage’s hairstylist… without the stigma of being in the same room as Nic Cage. Nicolas Cage, our National Treasure. You either love him or are super creeped...
View ArticleSleazy Lies The Head That Wears A Crown
The nation’s most boring state has finally made the news. Naturally, it was not in a good way. Melissa King, Miss Delaware Teen USA, resigned her crown after a pr0n video of her was unearthed. King is...
View ArticleIndonesian Mom Sells Her Son Short
When you live in a pseudo-civilized society, it’s easy to decry cultures that do things a little differently. Of course, in America’s politically-correct climate, it is verboten to label other cultures...
View ArticleLauren Silberman: FAIL Goal Kicker
Lauren Silberman did not land a job kicking for the New York Jets. Luckily, her employer is allowing her to return to her previous job as checkout girl for the Rockaway Save-A-Lot. New York’s Lauren...
View ArticleTake Two Romps And Call Me In The Morning
Gird your loins, guys, because women can no longer use the “I have a headache” excuse. A team of neurologists found that sexual activity can lead to “partial or complete relief” of head pain in some...
View ArticleKnuckle Up For Safety
Remember the good ol’ days when the Chinese sat back, took their oppressive medicine, and liked it? Apparently, those days are over. According to Car China News, a blog about the automotive industry in...
View ArticleJon Hamm Opens His Junk Mail
If the rumors are to be believed, Mad Man star Jon Hamm is a pistol-packin’ papa. It seems Jon Hamm, the big star of Mad Men, has been at the center of a few awkward wardrobe moments on set. The actor,...
View ArticleIt’s A Small Suit After All
For the record, I love DisneyWorld. I’ve been there five times – one of those being our honeymoon – and we’re going back there this summer. That said, I despise “It’s A Small World.” I hate the ride, I...
View ArticleAfa And Sika Wept
Samoa Air has embraced the Barack Obama business model, making overweight passengers pay their fair share for a ticket. Where, or where will the airline find an overweight Samoan? Samoa Air has become...
View ArticleBarack Obama: Zing Of The Jews
The Obama administration has canceled a reception commemorating Jewish American Heritage Month. Worse still, he’s blaming the cancellation on the sequester cuts: cuts he called for and signed into law....
View Article99 Problems But Your Rights Ain’t One
The Ugandan government is keeping its pimp hand high when it comes to women’s rights. Women in Uganda who go out wearing mini-skirts could face jail or a heavy fine under draconian new anti-pornography...
View ArticleNYC Man Left On Cutting Room Floor
Apparently, Brooklyn’s La Cabana Rodriguez restaurant is a little slice of heaven. DNA Info reports that the scene occurred in Brooklyn at Dominican restaurant La Cabana Rodriguez, located at 1062...
View ArticleLinwood, Michigan Stinks On Ice
The city of Linwood, Michigan is dealing with an odor problem. Coincidentally, Linwood is not too far from Flint, home of Michael Moore, a man who sweats when he eats. Officials in Bay County plan to...
View ArticleIt’s Earth Day
So, if you’re a tree-hugging hippie like Laura Prepon (left), you’ll be spending the day collecting garbage and making clothes out of hemp. Me? I may leave my SUV running all day long as pour human...
View ArticlePretty (Average) Woman
A Texas-based website will now allow users to rate local prostitutes. That Sweet Meteor of Death cannot come soon enough. [O]ne website, www.eccie.net, once based in North Texas, allows users to review...
View ArticleThis Place Must Be Popular With Teh Hoors
I truly love my readers and commenters. They keep this blog afloat, and occasionally send me some great story ideas. It also helps when a reader “gets me.” When he or she shares my interests… and sick...
View ArticleLove Roller Coaster
The city of Seaside Heights, NJ is set to tear down the roller coaster that slipped into the surf during Sandy. You know, if the city of “Jersey Shore” was so damned tough, they’d leave it up and have...
View ArticleResearchers Prove What We Already Knew
Namely, the average conservative is a rugged manly-man, while the average liberal is a mealy-mouthed pantywaist. I can’t speak for all manly conservative men, but my back hair has back hair! Men who...
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