Gush Hour
Researchers have created a nasal gel to help women who could not previously achieve an orgasm, have one. Thanks guys. Where were you when I was in college? A new female orgasm drug could soon be...
View ArticleThe Greatest Justice System On Girth
A Ukrainian boy was grilled by police because his hot long was found to be a foot-long. In Russia’s criminal justice system, size matters. And unfortunately, that means exactly what you think it means....
View ArticleAnyone Up For Some Blood Sausage?
A Georgia man succeeded where his urologist failed this week, when he shot himself… with a .45-caliber pistol… in the penis. A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he...
View ArticleBoning Up On A Guy’s Pleasure Centers
I saw this on Facebook and had to share. Lord knows I need some advice on spicing up my sex life. Especially now that summer vacation is here. I’ve got a lot of time on my hands. Have you been wishing...
View ArticleFiremen Snatch American Student From Sculpture
An American student landed in a sticky situation when he wedged himself into a vagina sculpture. An American exchange student had to be rescued after he got stuck inside a giant vagina sculpture. The...
View ArticleNJ Man Claims Paint Color Names Are Racist
I guess the phrase “Black is beautiful” was just bumper sticker fodder. A black New Jersey man is suing his former employer Benjamin Moore for discrimination after he says the paint company named two...
View ArticleOnce You Go Old…
According to a new survey, men become invisible to younger women at age 39. Swell. Men start becoming ‘invisible’ sexually to younger women at 39 – the same age as David Beckham, according to new...
View ArticleJust A Bit Outside!
A pilot at Idaho’s Blackfoot Pride Days dropped his balls onto the worst possible spot. A pilot who dropped 3,000 ping pong balls that were redeemable for prizes missed a crowd assembled for the stunt...
View ArticleMichigan Woman Has A Lot Of Spunk
Meet Sadie Bell of Southfield, Michigan. Like many red-blooded American women, Sadie really likes rolling the newspaper, so to speak. Of course, if you don’t perform to her expectations, She’ll slap...
View ArticleGlum’s The Word
In the past – okay, in the present – I have been accused of looking miserable ALL THE TIME. I get a grumpy or blank look on my face. I credit this expression to my profession. Teachers are not supposed...
View ArticleWinky And The Brain
I cannot speak for the rest of my male readers, but the female body is as foreign to me as sign language. In my 45 years, I don’t believe I have ever given a woman an orgasm. Ever. Not once. I don’t...
View ArticleRent-A-Gent Promises You Won’t Get Bent
A new website is offering all the perks of hiring a male escort… without the worrisome hassle of having sex. Rent a Gent is a new offering with a twist; the men on its books are contractually obligated...
View ArticleThe Face Which Launched A Thousand Slaps
Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom – arguably two of the most effeminate men in Hollywood – got into a catfight last week. Apparently this is a story, and since no one reads SYLG on weekends, here ya go....
View ArticleThe Hostess With The Mostest
I took my daughters to their favorite restaurant for breakfast. After they behaved well in church, they deserved a reward. Okay, so I bribed the girls. I have to bribe my kids with breakfast to behave...
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